Of course linedancers won't ever produce their own music simply because for starters, I don't believe that music has first priority with the majority of them & secondly, they're far too busy looking at their feet and concentrating on keeping their thumbs wedged firmly in their pockets to do much else, particularly having a smile on their faces. Its far too much "multi-tasking" for the majority of those I've seen.
Getting back to the Swiss though for a second ....... that's before we hear "CUCKOO" .......
they could always augment the drums with a battalion of Alpen Horn players & have competitions for how many useless gadgets they can get incorporated in a Swiss Army Knife after the raffle has been drawn at their local cmc.
Ahhhhhhhhh The Hirschen Hotel, Zurich ....... now we are talking fun & real country music, performed completely live & no linedancing. Happy days, now sadly gone forever I'm told.